A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter."I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice"
la7atht wayed feh copy cats bil blgo sphere!! laish kella eqaldon ba3ath:P!! wai yajema3a ebaaaaaayeeeen!! y3ny ebayen meno 9ij o meno taqleed:P, o salamtkom!
mino yqaled mino ?? 3almeeeeni almeeeni ma7ad yshoof :P wala an akela asma3 hal shay .. o kila ygolon it shows whois fake and whois not .. bs i can never tell :(
hala wallah anon glt bema eni marrah bel freej ast7y 3ala wayhi o asayer 3leekum ;p ashooof shno a5er el a5bar el blogya yallah i wanna hear gossips bema ina ana gha6a o iam back ,, mno tezwaj mno 6allag ;p
ee wa3laya 6a7:S hehe, my friend kanat ray7a tgol el audience esta5af:P! kan weddy aro7 bas elwaled maretha:P! bas jesim nawal el zo'3by 7a66amni:(, 7atta el jasmy tha3af o ana lel7en matha3aft:(
LOOOL jouja 3adee 3adee mo a5as miny ana 24/7 akil bas ashwa feeni fast metabolism!!;p bas 7am ana mo ma3goola mad akil happy akil hyper akil sad akil!! kil wakat i love eating!!;p
ee wallah looooooool!!;p ana aswee roo7y ina i'm with a friend a5ith two plates!!;p LOOOOL!! i starve my self 3ashan il3aroos!!;p wallah laman igoon fee CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALLLAAAAAAH!!;P ATHOOOB!!;P
LOL zuz ana chan mo bs abchi abchi o a9are5 o i run ;p gabel cham yoom ga3da atmasha eb mamasha wala wa7ed jedami 7a6 sname 3ala rgubtah o yamshi la tshooofen shno 9ar feeeni GEMT ARKETH 3AKS EL SAIR ;P o dmooooooooooooo3 ;p mabi yshooofni 5ayfa 3ala shan ma ym9e5'ha
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booo!! minoo ihnee!!;p
sorry i was sleeping!!;p olaaa i'm late 20 minutes!!;p
ANA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
yaaaaaay!! lool a9lan makoo ila inty ow ana!!:P
lool tadree shinoo ga3da aswee?!
ga3da akill toot!!;p
HAHAHAHHAHAA
ana ga3da akil shay madre shino bs 7ilo :P
yabela qahwa :O
tara ur blog emkharef .. it says ffe 4 ppl weeenhom :O
Anonymous
ALLLAAAAAAAH SHINOO OHWA?!
im5arif?! a9lan minzooman im5arif!!
3ALOYAA
CALL ME ANONYMOUS AGAIN O MADRE SHINO RA7 ASAWE FECH ;p
dont call me anonymous :@ esmi anony (A)
enzain 7e6eli eghneya shay :P
ANONNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CHITHY ZAIIN!!;P
tara 7adee day5a!!
wallah ma3ndee 3arabee inty give me a song!!;p
ta3aly are you eating banak?!;p
God i love ur accent... walla ba6at chabdee :P i keep saying that!!!
BOOOOOOO !!
haw shinoo?!
yaaaaaaaaaaaay butter and balqeess!!;p aka QUEEN BUSTED!!
BUTTER MAFHAMT 3ALAYICH!!;p
LAAAAAAAAAAAA mo banaak !!
shay 7ilooo swet :P
boBo @@
anony eb tenshaaaaaT ;@
****
hi 3aloya ;p
Wen zawee??
haaa 3ayal shinoo anonny
heeeeey Squirreliyaaaaaaaa
BUTTER ARE YOU STILL THERE?!;P
ZAWE 3ENDAHA CLASS :p
yuma shfena 3ala capps :P
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anoooooooony
Here !! Wnaaaaasah :)
butter shakelna khara3naha :P
ahaaaa
3aloooy anony sha5barkooom ? :)
lool anonny
i feel hyper!!
bobo!!
ee mo3ajbtich anonny!!;p haaa you ask about zawee matshoofeen annony?!
shako mo mdawmaaaaaaaaaa :@
3alooya, come shotaaay anony weyaay ;$
wee anonny!!tawaq3aayn?!;p
okh balqeeeeeS too, hellooooooooo!~
haaaaaaaa?! anoonny?! 3alynaa skipping dawaaam?! tsk tsk!
ee ee ..mkhaleetny adawem broo7i, cham mara agollich lai qarartay to skip tell me, asakkip weyaaaaach :P
3ALOYA - etrab6een 3asa3es :O
sanjoba - LOOOL madawamt :$ latshawtooni :(
ay tawqee3 basma .. 7ta mayebt marartheya :\ mali khelg
sanjoba - roo7ay zeeeeeeen entay te6le3een 12 !!! ana a67as le 2 !!
Squirreliya your with her in the same dawaam?!;p
enti sayra a careless mowathafa, testahlain el zaFF ..haha :P
Squirreliyahiiiiiiii :)
And 3alooy la t7wleen tt7rsheen :p ma tegdari :p
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRB
HAHAHAHAHAHA
haaa ya3nee inty ily yigdreen haa?! saay the truth busted just sayy it!!;p
tyt anonny!!;p
aaah anony :( hatha aakher sboo3 agdar a6la3 feeh 12:30, mn next week aseer 2 nanfsich :(
3aloya, laa.. bs we usually gerger elseb7 togazeR ib her bloG :p
balqeeS: ahlan ahlan.. kaaif el 7aL?
NA3AM NA3AAAAAAAAAAAM
shtabeeeeeeeeeeeeeen :@
mo TYT anonyyyyyyyyyyy :P hahahaha
3aliya, kint agool inny a7ib lahjatkom, w i keep saying ba6at chabdee coz i like saying it :P
Well 3alooy ana ma asawi shay (a)
HAHA!! bobo 9ayraaa slow ist3aaab today!!;p
BUTTER!! REALLLY?! hahaha inty from what country!!:P
Yla everyoe it was nice citchating but I have to go
BBBYYYYEEE
Iraq, yamkom ya3ni.
bye balqees!! I'LL MISS YOU!!;P;**
butter really...uhha!!;p lool talk..abee asma3 shay from your accent!!
hawww where did every body goo!!;p
BAAAAAAAAAAACK
wee bobo ra7at :(
o ba3ad shakhbarkom :P
I dont have baghdadi accent hathy illy tsma3ooha. lahjatna '3areeba shway :P bs may5alif 3einy a7chee wiyach gad ma treedeen :P
ee!!:( wallah ana tamaam!!;p ambee ana 9ayra a clumsy drive these days!!
kanii getlohom ysawoli qahwa
BUTTERR ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WANASAAA!! KLAAMICH IS SOOO COOL!!:p
qahwa?! @@ shinoo no3ha abee QAHWA TURKEY WITH 10 SPOONS OF SUGAR!!;P hehehe
turkeya*
inty kalamich illy cool ya m3awdah! yalla i go back to study, catch up with u guys later.
tc
where did you go Squirreliyaaaa?!
bye butteer!!;p ttyl!!;p
HAAW !! qahwa o shaker :O
i don think we can be friends anymore :O
qahwa was meant to be mora !! unless ehya qahwa 7ilwa
ysawoli qahwa 3arabeya (A)
3aloya give me a song
ta3alay fe song athoni feha bel radio ...
etsareeekh
I WANA MAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE maddre shino :P ya make love ya make up :P
ANONNNY
SHINOOOO ARE KIDDING ME!!@@
ur like my mom!!
mat7eeb sugar in coffee
bas it's okay i drink qahwa 3arabeeya!!;p WITH OUT SUGAR!!;P bas lazz chocolat u give finyaal qahwa ow i give you chocolate!!
:P fair
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! annonny inty min mita you listen to english!! haha ow i9ar5oon fee nas ga3deen yit6waroon!!;p
haw agoolech 3endei 7ilo :O eli made shino ohwa
i dont ;P bs agolech athoni feha bel radio
loool!! umbii madree laish ta5yaltich yadtee!! allah yer7maha!!
WAIII3!! ta5aylay minoo yaaa?!
allah yer7amhaa
QAHWETE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
tabeen ??
ee plzz!;p
*etsub 7ag 3aloya fenyaal*
lool mshkoora!!;p
ANONNYY!! LAZIM ADRISS INZ'3A 3ARABY!!
ufff killa ana!! laish laishh laisssssssssssh?!
waii3!! allah i3nee!!
lets talk at 10:00 3adee fathya?!;p
ee eee 10 good fathya :P
7ata ana lazem aro7 el ma6aar ayeb okhooy :Ploool
yalla later 3ayal
bs dont delete the post khale :@
loool okay yallah 3ayal ttyl!!;p
ANA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
PERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON :p
i came home from class o mako shay aklaa :(
brb adawer shay :(
:D
ana yeeet :( sawetli hamburger weya toast :(
so2al! living my life wain e5tefat?!
ma7aad ydre :O
A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter."I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice"
LOOOOL how mean is thaat !!
loool, a7san:@
eee that what i thought to looool
zuz shakhbarech ? ;p
wallah 6aiba, entay shlonich?;p
wain ennas btw?! :O el mafrooth y3ny feh nas;p!
o wain 9a7bat el blog?;p!
wee wain re7taw:O
LOOOOL kani kani
allah ysalmech elnas madre ween kehtefaw :P elmafroth fe nas bs mashof a7ad :O
o sa7bat el blog ra7at etdare ekhet'ha :P
betred around 10 pm :P
so its our chance so whateve rwe want *evil laugh*
loool, what do u wanna do?;p *winks*
i feel cold :P *wink*
hmmm ilii nabyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
its hottt in here;p!! (9ij 3ad)!
hot :O
esh9ayir hnee?
loool shqasdik y3ny?:@;p
:O
SHESALFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
100 :D
bored @@
loooool 102:D, ambe 3indy presentation zifttttt bacher;p 3yzana aswy rehearsals!
7ata ana 3endi presentation :O
ohh;p we have things in common;p!!
presentation sheno:P?
promotion :P
u work?;p, ana presentationy 3n pink moon boutique:P
howa fee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
ana 3ende report :P
eee i work ;p
bs hathe for my new work :P ya3ni if i did good then i got the job :O no good im screwed :P
wee 3eshtaw;p! ana tawny 5alf allah;/
o enshalah tenje7een:P!
LOOOOL enshallaah
o ba3ad shako makoo mal jadeeed :P
ana bal3ab le3bete el 3ajeba 3al amatyon :P
back:D
mashallah 3lekom bser3a te5tefon:P
reja3t el 7ubbieee el awaaal reja3t el garrat 3yoniiiiii;p!(L) ehabel rwaished!
bema2na mako a7ad, batkalam lewa7dy;p!
la7atht wayed feh copy cats bil blgo sphere!! laish kella eqaldon ba3ath:P!! wai yajema3a ebaaaaaayeeeen!! y3ny ebayen meno 9ij o meno taqleed:P, o salamtkom!
kaniii :P
wee kach:P!
zuz - ay eghneya 3ajbatne ??
mino yqaled mino ?? 3almeeeeni almeeeni ma7ad yshoof :P wala an akela asma3 hal shay .. o kila ygolon it shows whois fake and whois not .. bs i can never tell :(
ee tawni saweet el settings malot el le3ba gelt khal ashof mino mawjod gabel la abde :P
entay allah yahdech faj'a ekhtefaitay!
ana mo qaherni ela kil hal naas eli "allaaah, wanaasaaaaa , bla bla blaaa,"
weeenhom :@
ga3da ashof bridget johns diaries:P sha3arha zift:@!! o wayeha e7errr!! wedy a7e6lha make up o alabesha 3del o aswy sha3arha el ma2sawy!:@
EEE 9A7 laish echathbon esawon ro7hom excited:@!! 7dhom gabbaw:P o eshda3wa lail7en mafethaw:P!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
walllah you guys are crazy ,, and super amazing
i really love you all ;*
jouja @@
men wen 6aal3tay @@
shakhbarech :P
mabagha aa7ad eyeena :P
hala wallah anon
glt bema eni marrah bel freej ast7y 3ala wayhi o asayer 3leekum ;p
ashooof shno a5er el a5bar el blogya
yallah i wanna hear gossips bema ina ana gha6a o iam back ,, mno tezwaj mno 6allag ;p
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
7ilwa 7ilwa amo tezawaj o mino te6alaq HAHAHAHAHAH
shaswey i am thirsty for gossips ;p
abad 3ala 7a6aat eedech
LOOOL
weeeee ghobra
7asayef kina nabi narwey hal 3a6ash
bs yallah ma 3leeh el ayam yaya ;p
LOOOL
zuz - shakelha 3endeja suwalef :P bs mo rathya etgool :P
wanasa re7t o radet chan e9er feh nas:P
loool wallah mu sowalef ga3da asawy power point:@ 7mar mu rathy e9er yamshy bro7a!
mmmmmm
zuz shooot the gossip ;p
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7ather:P, sheftaw 7aflat ams?:P
looooooooooool u will tell me about Nabeel 9a7 ;p
ee nabeel 6a7 loooooooool!!;p
ista'3faraalh hal sha59 ma abla3a mo leeya!!;p
ee wa3laya 6a7:S hehe, my friend kanat ray7a tgol el audience esta5af:P! kan weddy aro7 bas elwaled maretha:P! bas jesim nawal el zo'3by 7a66amni:(, 7atta el jasmy tha3af o ana lel7en matha3aft:(
maskeeen ma sewat 3leeeh el 7afla ;p
zuz 7ayatie intay
ana wa7da ghasalt eady shakli ma ra7 ath3af
shlooon ath3af oo ana kil ma tnrfzt 7a6eet 7arity bel akel huff
o 3aliya ana b3d ma awa6en nabeeel :S
LOOL eegooloon nabeel bulbul il 5aleej ay bulbul takfoon itha ga3ad 3alah ishyara a6a7 min mitna!!;p
ee el the3f 9ayer hard to get:P, ya3ny shensawy:@!! el akel wayed 7ilow:(
LOOOOL nabeeel!! wala within 2min el kuwait kilha daraat !! HAHAH estaghferl alllah (A)
masheeeeeeeeeeeft nawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal masheft :( abi ashooof :(
LOOL 3aliya finally a7ad ma y7ibbah m3ai ;p
LOOOL jouja 3adee 3adee mo a5as miny ana 24/7 akil bas ashwa feeni fast metabolism!!;p bas 7am ana mo ma3goola mad akil happy akil hyper akil sad akil!! kil wakat i love eating!!;p
jesmeha 3ebara 3an (L)(L)(L):P!! klba:@! o fj2a ennas kelehom th3af o ana el wa7eda el meteena:(, nas size zero o nas 9araw size 8 o nas ero7on gym:(
ZUZ do you have a pic of iljasmee abee ashofa!!
and anonny...ee lool it's kuwait makoo shay yin5ash!!;p
LOOOOOOOOOL God tawani astw3b kuwaity ppl are food addict ;p
ABEE ASHOOF NAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Halawww Banootaaat!
zain la7agt 3aleekum ;)
youtube it 7ubi
HEEEEY ATOOONA I CHANGED EL PIC 3ASHANICH ;P
ee wallah bas name akla wa7da mo thaygatha!!;p kil shay yid5al my mouth!!;p wallah i95alah mo insaan!!;p LOOOOL!!;P
mmm did i hear the word fooodd??
la ma3indy, sawwai search:P
ABEE ASHOOF ILJASMEE!! 3A6OONII IL LINK!!;P
3aliya ana b3d s5ala:S, amshy wakel! o esmella 3ley ma ashba3:P
hey atoonaa!!;p
NO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
atoona heeeeeeeey!!! *waves*
9eej??
awww joujaa.. u dind't have to, bs thaanks :D
ZUZ!! LOOOL DONT YOU JUST LIKE I3ROOS!! ana bas live me 3ind il bofaay!!;p
heeyyy
*waves baaack*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
3ndina oo 3ndich 5air
hatha ana elie akel el 5athar o el yabes ;p
atooona
7ayatie u ,, cuz ana marra7 en7a6eet eb hal mwaqef bs they posted a snake o ana feeni phobia ;p
3aloya loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool 7adda a7la shay el bauffet:P a7la faqra bil 3ers el buffet:P
ya jema3a sare3een mo gadra ala7eg :P
snaaakee.. yummaaaa
3ayaal lat fakreen etshofeen filim Snakes on a Plane..
shfta yom gabel safretyy o nedammt Lol ;p
ee wallah looooooool!!;p ana aswee roo7y ina i'm with a friend a5ith two plates!!;p LOOOOL!! i starve my self 3ashan il3aroos!!;p wallah laman igoon fee CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALLLAAAAAAH!!;P ATHOOOB!!;P
we3 mashtehy el snakes:S marra eb thailand e'39ebona en9awer weya snake tlawe3 el chabd o 6ewela chan abchy jeddam el awadem:P
ALAAAAAAAAAH i hear snakes!!;p
ANONNY WHERE ARE YOU?!;P
hahhahahaha two plates:P 3ajeeeb, ana no3y el sho6 el awwal o elsho6 ethany:P, ya3ny akel 3la sho6ain:P bil 3roos
no way mn 9ijich ashoooofa walllah 3adi amooot eb mukani ,, 76eeni eb gefa9 m3a asad ,, bs la twreeni 9oorat snake wala on tv
wallah amooot ....
eee wallah 9ij bsr3a mo gadra ala7eg 3ala one topic ;p
women !!! ;p
ga3da a7awel ala7eg bs mo gadra :P
ee lool zuz!!;p EE MAY9EER KASH5A 3ALAH ILFATHEE lazim wee eat food!!;p
LOL zuz ana chan mo bs abchi
abchi o a9are5 o i run ;p
gabel cham yoom ga3da atmasha eb mamasha wala wa7ed jedami 7a6 sname 3ala rgubtah o yamshi
la tshooofen shno 9ar feeeni
GEMT ARKETH 3AKS EL SAIR ;P
o dmooooooooooooo3 ;p
mabi yshooofni 5ayfa 3ala shan ma ym9e5'ha
sektaw kelekom o 5al neshra7 7ag anony, awalan feh mawtho3ain mawtho3 el bal3a o mawtho3 el 5of min el snakes:P o bas
hahhaaa!!;p
ee btw i saw some on in malysia get bit by a deadly snake mara ow is3aaaf ow 7alaaa wil wath3 kan i5ari3!;p
ee yallah!!
awal shay ilbal3aa!!
tara il isnake madree shisalfa!!;p
hehe eee bser3a ga3t et9eer el swalef its hard to nla7eg.. bs its funn ;)
anywayy ya jama3aa bs abeet a6el 3aleekum o0 asaleem.. i gotta go start this thing i have to do for tomorrw :/
have fun everyone o0 tc!
g'luck anony eb ur thing
babyeeess :**
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
deadly snake !!
LA Y7OOOOOSHIK
bye:D! good luck with ur thing!
bye ttyl
atoona 7ubi goodluck ;*
ee loool!! ee aglich i5ari3 il wath3!!;p ow i7na 6ab3an ligafa fa razeen wayhna!!;p
wow mn aswey refresh alga 5 comments yedad ;p
en7awlt ;p
LOOL mo mn 9ijich
ana adri eb mukan feeh 7aya ,, telgani arkeeet a5er el denya bs 3ala shan i dont get close
a5af i comment 3shan lay9er wayed:P
LOOL faj2a 6a5eetow ;p
okeeey ana la7atht el food :P
snakes wakher 3an el shar o ghaneelo :P
atoona - later o THAAANKS ;*** nesait me getech thanks elyom gemt men elnom emfahya lool
al7een shino el mawathee3 el ma6ro7a
ya jema3a nabe gossip :P ghair 6ee7at nabeel lool
ana agolokom gossip since my college 7dha 6umashaa:P
loool it's not the snake place la2 can fee wa7d thanee bil streets with a cobra!!;p
fa goom wa7id min inas he takes a pic with the cobra and the cobra bits him
ow hathak irayal screams ow kilshay!!
ow they call the is3af ow 7alaaah!!;p
LOOL eee etsaween refersh ela 5 comments takteeb wala another 5 :P lool elmoshkila moz3ej u go up and down up and down lool
i totally agree with anon ;p
GOSSIPS
GOSSIPS
GOSSIPS
GOSSIPS
GOSSIPS
;p
200 :D
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