Tuesday 1 December 2009

December 1st

Its my birthday!:s
i'm offically a 3ayouza!!;s

Wednesday 28 October 2009

zoozaaa

HAAAAAAAAAAPPPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAYYY
ZOOOOOOOO3AAAA.... the zuz!!;p

Sunday 13 September 2009

the twins;*




HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANOONY AND ZAWEE!;*

IL3OOMIR KILLA YA RAB!;*

Monday 10 August 2009

min gaddy=D

BOOM CHIKA WA WAAA!!=D (da3ayat deodrant)

so me and zuz decided to play the celeb look-a-like game...it's the gayest game EVEEEEER hahaha shfeekom?!=O

GAY: cheery: bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer; "a cheery hello"; "a gay sunny room"; "a sunny smile"

MAFHOOM?!
so i came across this model ismha isabeli fontana awal ma shift her pic 9ar feeni ZUZ @@ so i was like zuz lazim u see her pic...7atan ihya she was shocked!!;p so that's how we decided to do this post!!;p
ilmoohim zuza itgool ina i look like sophia bush well ba3adan i asked my sister ow she was like "3aloooy tishbhich bas ithanatkom jaker hehehe (6)" i'll deal with her later....sa2lat omy itgool "3ooo3 min hathy?!=O binty wayed a7la"hahaha typical!!;p ilmathal igool "ishathiii ib3an omaa....'3azal"


this is sophia bush





















SOOOOOO...who's ur celeb look a like?!=p

Monday 3 August 2009

WHY?='(

it's 5:23 i cant FUCKIN SLEEP!! because i'm so pissed and tired and seriously i dont know what to do!!

well yes just cause i'm always happy that doesnt mean i dont get hurt...MAN ppl say the meanest things FUCK U!! WHAT DID I DO?!

i hate you!! you get to hurt me once!! and never again 3AMAAA!!

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?! WHAT WHAT WHAAAT!! YOU PUSHED THE BUTTON!!

oh and 3aliya is fuckin crying yes i am!! wallah you dont deserve it isharhaa 3alaay!! i dont know why i ever met you!!

ALLAH YA5TH IL SA3A I MET YOU FEEHA!!

i wanna talk to someone about it bas i dont know who to talk to anymore!! i wanna tell my mom bas i cant cause KAFIIHA ILY FAHA!! allah ishafich ow i3afich yal '3alya!!;**

MY LIFE IS SERIOUSLY MESSED UP!!=/

i feel really bad cause i feel WORTHLESS!! this is the fourth thing that's bad happened in this week ow ana killa agool yallah ma3laaayh kafyfa 6aaf!!

i'm sorry!!='(

do u wanna laugh?!=D

LOOOL...this video 7ada 3abee6!!;p

madree laish kil ma ashoofa af9il!!;p

Thursday 30 July 2009

my happiness...

happiness = twizzlers and redbull
sadness= no twizzlers no rebull

kapeesh?
now i need twizzlers
& redbull....

Wednesday 22 July 2009

makoo shi'3il!!=D


heheheee...i hate kids!!;p

Sunday 19 July 2009

(6)

WIDY AG63 MA9AREEEEN A7AAAAD!! (6)




ever wanted to kill someone...and never feel guilty about it?!;p
if yes who?
and how?
cause i'll help u...oh and i have a friend that will help too meet zuz!!=D
ps:thanx zuz for the pic!!;p

Wednesday 15 July 2009

meanings?!=O


well...i'm bored again..insy winsy spider climbing up the spout...Down came the rain and washed the spider out...tara btw..i'm trying to think of what i wanted to post!!=O Out came the sun and dried up all the rain Now Insy winsy spider went up the spout again....EEEEEH!

how do u remember words?!...lol the answer would be i dont freakin know!!=p well i have a soultion for yall!!...yes i'm serious...you see i'm a slow person ow i need to do weird stuff to remember stuff!!=p...

ok so look at this!!=p..

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, Fire Department and Places that deliver.

DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

well...that's not all of it..bas 5ift itmiloon fa i stopped!!=p hehehe

i think the colors explains explains how bored i am!!=s

Sunday 12 July 2009

*thinks*

hey you...yeah you...sup?...well i had problem...and i was actually thinking about stop blogging...

why?!...i'll tell you why?!
1)i had a fight with toota!! (the blog owner) but now it's solved!!;p
2)there is this blogger i really hate...madree he/she annoys me...so yeah ana shkoo feeh/a

tadroon is3a cham.. eeh it's 2:53...i feel so sleepy bas i'm not sleepy!! *thinks* well...i guess that doesnt make any scince...*farts* yeah...what?! :O WHAT?! what are you staring at...ufffff...it's not my prob if i'm too damn honest!!=p...okay...so it's 3:00 now!!;p

do you have any secrets?..i know you do...a9alan i dont believe anyone that say "i dont have a secret" well hunny WE DONT CARE...bas you know what we do know?! that your a damn LIER...yeah that's right!!uhhhaa..yeah!!

i hate this color the pinkish..purplish...color!!=/...yeah
*burps*

Thursday 18 June 2009

silly, much?!

well i'm twittering and facebooking and watching youtube!!:P

BTW...what do you call facebooking and twittering and youtubing?!

haaa?

HAAAA?

HAAAAAAAAAA?!


YOUTWITFACE!!;p

hahahaha!!;p LOOOOOOL!! sorry sorry blame it on the redbull it's making me feel funny!!;p PLEASE DONT KILL ME!! (aa)

Sunday 14 June 2009

say no to drama!!



GODDD!! DONT WE HAVE ENOUGH OFF THE DRAMA ALL DAY?!


Dont We


DONT WE?!


stop it with drama already!!


leave the drama to 7ilma boland

and hanah fountaina or whatever her name is


BUT PLZ FOR GOD SAKE!! stop it with the drama


okay we GET IT


YOUR mama gets all the attention and she never


gives you the chance to have the spotlight for a change!!


HATHY GALAT OW HATHY SAWAT!!


waiii3 umbiii!! shifteeehaa?!!

shifty shinooo labsaaa!!


wayn ga3deeeeeeeeen!!


umbiiiiiiiiiii!!


BUT COME ON

save the drama fo your mama!!


and say no to drama

Thursday 11 June 2009

BOO!!

BOOOOOOOOO!!
i hope i scared you!! :P
hahaha!! LOOL!! waii3 i know i know 7adee fathyaaa!!
well i'm back!! toota's a wife!!...
now that i'm back, that's all you need to know!!
OHHH OHH brb i'm gonna go play call of duty!! :P

Thursday 7 May 2009

Fuck it.

ALL of it!

You need to tell that little nagging voice that takes the form of your mother, father, ex-lover, dog, sister, brother, friend, Satan, etc. to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Let's do it! All of us! 1, 2, 3......

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

WHOO! Children! i think my neighbors heard that one!!;p

Feel better? Just a bit? Good, because this is just the beginning! Work with me now, c'mon!

So I may not get anywhere with my work? Pfft. Big fucking deal. I'm suppose to be having fun with it! As long as others enjoy their work, i'm happy. I need to mix my mentality and my gift together to make others have joy. It makes ME happy!

I have been called a drama queen with her head stuck up her by supposed friends. Children?

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Kids say the damndest things, don't they?

AND PPL WONDER why in the world i hate children well now you know!!

Besides..as long as they spell my name right...I will never EVER give a flying fuck about what he said she said and blah blah blah about mentality and my stupidty. Besides those people are too fucking boring. And they can kiss my juicy fat white ASS because your mentality is that of a sponge.

Fuck 'em.

okay...SORRY GUYS 7ADII IM6ANSHA IL BLOG, MSN and everything!! bas i got to many problems and tons of work and imma about to travel for toota's wedding!!;p too bad it's not in kuwait...

yours truly,
alia;*

Wednesday 29 April 2009

MAN UTD

I'M WATCHING THE GAME!!
and it's 1-0 yallah inshallah infooooz!!

Thursday 16 April 2009

just being random

*BRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUP*
  • i have a new dog!!
  • i had a fight
  • a real CATFIGHT
  • i'm trying trying TO DO a diet i lost 3 kilos!!;p
  • hmmmm...I REALIZED that i cant live without redbull
  • I WANT A CHIMP
  • waiit let me eat chocolate and let this one be the last!!
  • I've been reading;/
  • i havent went to the ave or any other mall for a month
  • i'm downloading FAMILY GUY
  • NEVER EVER EVER watch.......MARLEY AND ME!! it's stupid!! what happened to happy endings!!
  • NEW haircut
  • toota's wedding is a month from now
  • i think my brother is gay...i dont know....HE'S WATCHING gossip girl the lamest show ever
  • i've decided to buy a car!! a SIMPLE one!!
  • i think...u know what...never mind this one!!
  • i'm not HAPPY
  • my bother's wife has a new born baby (IT'S A....GIRL)
  • happy birthday ZON

Saturday 11 April 2009

9ABA7 IL5EEER!!
shlonkom ya jamaaa3aa?!
GOD it feels good to be alive again!!;p haha

Tuesday 31 March 2009

:''(

YANAAAAAAAAAAAAS TARA ANA ZA3LAAANA!!
ya3nee do i have to tell you this?! lazim tara mo kil shay ib goal!!....ee wallah tara ana naqi9nee 7anaaan 7OOB!!
in other words DONT CALL ME 3ALIYA!! DAL3ONY!! wallah tara lay3a chabdee hal ayaaam wallah min 9ijy work is mo 9ij...ya3nee i love work bas madree shisalfa!! ow everything i do is not too good!! soo pleasee DAL3OONY!! show me some 7anaaaan...call me what ever you want to call me!!
I MISS YOU BALQEES WHERE ARE YOU!!
who calles me chicken pox or monkey pox
ANONNNY!! I LOVE YOU
AND ZAWEE YOU TOO!!
feenii naqa9 7anaan!!
WAII3 I SOUND LIKE A KID!!

Tuesday 24 March 2009

JOUJAAA'S TAGG!! :P

okay well go to JOUJAAA's blog so you could see the rules!! :P

1. Your name - Aliaa

2. A four letter word - AUTO...lol i cant find something else!!;p

3. A boy's name -alawiii

4. A girl's name -alaa

5. An occupation -architecture

6. A color -aqua blue

7. Something you wear - armpit deodorant

8. A food - AKOO MACHBOOS DIYAAY!!;P

9. Something found in the bathroom - ass...haha wana ishdranee balah

10. A place - america

11. A reason for being late - a mission on killing someone

12. Something you'd shout - ASSSSSSSSSSHOLEEEE!!;P

13. A movie title - A walk to remember

14. Something you drink - a can of redbull...damn this is easy!!;p

15. A name of a book - aaahhh...*thinking* hmmm *still thinking* uhhh *thinking*!! i figured it out I DONT READ!!;P

16. An animal - Anteater

17. A street name - Ahmad iljaber st

18. A Car name - afaa 3alakoom bas...alfa romeo AND Aston Martin AND audi

19. A title of a song - ana mabdee ilaa kalaaam bithwib ilabee 7aneen wa 7araam!!;p LOOL WHO SINGS IT?!;p hahaha my sis was singing it all day!!;p

OW SALAMATKOOM!!;p OKAY NOW FEEL FREE TO TAG YOUR SELF!!;P

Sunday 22 March 2009

Gossiippp!!!! ;p


BOOORED???

NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOO???

MALEEETAW O 6AGAT CHABDKOOOM ???

NOW U HAVE SOMETHING !!!
HIIT THE COMMENT BUTTON :P
ow say what you want

Thursday 19 March 2009

laaay sawee girgir wajeed mama!!

LOOOOOOL!! WHAT DO U THINK OFF THE TITLE ^^ hatha the indian dude ily ib gi63a thalath-ta3aash!! wallah 7asaaafa they cancled the show i used to like it!! LOOOL WALLAH ABLAA 3A6YAAAT!! ;p you can always youtube it!! when the illness of BOREDOM attacks you...you can always watch it it makes you laugh like your drunk!!;p lool or maybe not!!


OKAAAY WAII3 BASEE GARAGAA I CAN GOO ALL DAY TALKING ABOUT!!

ilmohim i have an annocementtt!!

okay well you see THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ANOOOOONNNTYYYY WALLAH INTYY A7LAAA ANOOONY A3ARIFHAA!!:**

okay that was sooo random back to what i was saying

hmmmm...welll 3aliyaa has a problem!! YES I DO EVERY ONE HAS PROBLEMS!! okay well you see i have a bigg problem but dont worry you guy can fix it!!

well i'm suffering her!! i'm in pain!!

I NEED TO LIKE TALK!! YES FEENII NAQ9!!

soo i'm gonna MAKE A POST ON SUNDAY ISAA3A 5 OCLOCK!! OW AT THAT TIME ANY BLOGGER CAN COMMENT AND TALK!! JUST TALK!! SAY WHAT EVER YOU WANT!!

AND THAAAAAAAAANX ANONNY AGAINN FOR POSTING THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

i feel like farting!! haha

Wednesday 18 March 2009

:@@@

YOU SEE PMSING IS LIKE SHIT!!
Here comes the word vomit

watch, watch out! You might be part of it

Hey Miss double-face, your game is so obvious Yes I've heard you talking shit, I bet it is time to quit Coz she knows, & he knows, & everybody else knows, you'd better stop sticking your nose

Hey Miss annoyin', will you please stop callin' You always talk about yourself, your pushing on my last nerve You called me once, you called me twice, you called me 100 times Just give-up pressin' redial

Hey Miss pride-less, knock off the craziness You control me like I'm your wife you should go & get a life You're begging me, you're stalking me, you're stupid coz you can't see By this you're only scaring me

I hate your shirt, your bag is ugly You have big nose, your brain is empty OH MY GOD! Somebody stop me!

PS: GO TO ANNOONNY BLOG!! SHE HAS AN ANNONCEMENT!!

Monday 16 March 2009

a serious topic to disguise

well, we all know that i never fallen in love and i shouldn't talk about this...but you know what IT'S PISSING ME OFF AND THIS TIME I'M GONNA TALK!! :P

well i had a couple of friends that fall in love and then they're back single and they feel guilty all the time because they might have done something wrong or whatever...

so one of my friend...umm i don't wanna say her name...okay lets CALL HER 7ALEEMA!! :P cause she acts like her... and no3aha she's sexy you know big boobs big ass and she wears markaat...and her hair is always perfect and the makeup...SO SHE'S SIMPLY HALQYA!!..

soo DUHHHH all that turns a guys on so guys fall for thaat!! (guys correct me if i'm wrong!!)

soo anyways everytime a guy hits on her and gives her his number and askes her to call her SHE AGREES!! and THAT MY FRIEND PISSES ME OFF!!

yes it does piss me off...NO I'M NOT JELOUSE...i was given millions of numbers and you know "call me" "fee majal" kinda thing

BUT HUNNY I'M WISE!! and i know if a guy wants you for you or he just wants a sexy body or whatever there intention is!!

if a guy wants you he'll fight for you...YES HE WILL!!

BUT HOW DO U KNOW THAT 3ALIYA?!

I'LL TELL YOU... EVEN THOUGH i'm this FREAK that barely goes out (these days) and PLAYS playstation and WATCHES american dad, family guy and any cartoon you might think of and WATCHES football and and goes out with SPONGEBOB shorts with a sweat shirt to a co-op!! (and i was told that guys don't fall for that...but guess what i don't care)

I KNOWWW WHEN I GUY WANTS YOU OR NOT!!

soo stop whining and crying and doing your thing after being dumped and get over him and when you think of it he never wanted you in the first place....

Sunday 15 March 2009

I'M BACK!!

well, i'm back



i'm about to kill my brother's wife

she's just can't leave him alone!!



uffff EWWW LOVE STINKS MY BROTHER WAS ALMOST GONNA EAT THE PHONE from her!! ishhdaaa3waaa mannn it's your wife can't you live a day without talking to her!!



LOOOL andd she's pregnant soo he had too talk to her every 5 minutes to make sure she's okay AND YALAAAAT IT WAS HER FIRST CHILD BUT NOOO IT'S HER 5TH



SOO YES HE DROVE MEE CRAZY!!

BASS IT WAS FUN I LOVE THE SUN THERE and he didn't give me his ferrari to drive he gave me his old freakin lexus!!;p

i was like why you promised me you would give me your ferrari to drive

and he was like A6LAAA3 I7MAR ITHA 3A6ATICH MY FERRARI sorry 3alooya i can't trust u!!

6ab3aan i was mad!!



but i had fun...

Thursday 12 March 2009

award

Yay I've got "I Love Your Blog Award" FROM ZAAARAA!!

So, here are the rules to keep the award moving:
1) Add the logo of the award to your blog
2) Add a link to the person who awarded it to you
3) Nominate at least 7 other blogs
4) Add links to those blogs on your blog
5) Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs!

and the nominees are:
(1) ANONNNY AND HER SIS ZAWEEE!!- THE BEST TWINS EVEEER!!!:**

(2) BALQEES- MS QUEEN BUSTED AND MISS "I SAAAY THE TRUTH"

(3) MY lamborghini Diablo- the funniest guy in the planet...you remind me of my lil sis!!;p andd ummm... i can bet your ass!!

(4) SE7EN- i 'm still watin for the black motorcycle pic!!;p

(5) ZON- i just like fight on your blog!! but you got intersting topics!!

(6) CRAZYCAT!!- gurl i almost forgot you...well GURL YOUR ONE OF A KIND!!

(7) LIBROO- I JUST LOVE YOU GIRL!!

on side note i like every blogger who had the time to comment and take time to read my retarded posts...thanx ZARA, BLISS, STAND ALONE, BORED, ISHD3WA, ATOONA....OW OWW YES YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!;P

OKAAAY SOO HERE IS THE THING i wont post because i'm gonna go to bahrain with my big brother!!;p we are gonna have fun!!;p AND I'M GONNA DRIVE HIS CARRRR!! :P but just for a short period of time!! until we arrive to the saudi arabain borders!!;p

Tuesday 10 March 2009

this is for balqees

FIRST what do you think of the the weather today?!...4 seasons in one day it's amazing right?!...;p



well, balqees asked me too post some pics of my pets and i promised her to post some pics!!;p and her they are bas i didn't post them all!! :P because...malaaat!!;p but i have much more have another dog called taco and my hamster kookoo



HERE MEET MY PUPPIES...STIGGY AND TANNY!!;P stiggy is the black with white and brown and tanny is the brown one....i loveee tanny!!;p
























I WANT YOU TO MEET FEEBEE my bird!!;p she's sooo amazing!!;p with great personality!!;p


















Saturday 7 March 2009

stolen tag from zaraaa!!;p

TAG STOLEN FROM ZARA!!;P and i deleted loots off questions so boredom wont kill you!!;p and i'll turn into chris brown and make you my rihana!!;p...YEAHH I'LL HIT YOU WITH THE BOREDOM POWER!!;p

001. Real name → 3ALIYAA!! DUHH!!;P
002. Nickname(s) → 3alooya-chicken pox(i can be really annoying)-godzilla-murderer
003. Status → SINGLE and i'm lovin it!!;p
004. Zodiac sign → sagittarius
005. Male or female → FEMALE
009. Skin Color→ going to the shalah alot color!!;p
010. Hair color → brunette
011. Long or short → medium hight
012. Loud or Quiet → LOOOOOUD!!
013. Sweats or Jeans → jeans
014. Phone or Camera → iphone!!;p
015. Health freak → EWW NOO!!
017. Do you have a crush on someone? NO
018. Eat or Drink → EAT
019. Piercing → 3 on each ear and a belly ring!!;p
021. Water or Fire → I OWN THE FIRE!!;P hahaha!!;p
022. Love of your life or 4 Billion Dollars →
what are you crazy...offcorse 4 Billion Dollars

FIRSTS:
024. First best friend → '3aneema!!
025. First award →
award for being a moring person!!;p 3adee i wake up at 4 and WATCHING
GOD FATHER OVER A MILLION TIMES!!;P
027. First pet → ALOOOOOT!!;P tacoo-dog, feebee-bird, dido-rabbit, koko-hamster
030. First big birthday →
NEVER HAD ONE!!;P

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → SOUR PUNK GREEN CANDY!!;p the tall ones
050. Drinking → REDBUUUUULL!!;P
052. I’m about to → GO TO THE BA7AAAAR!!;P
053. Listening to → CrazyCatQ8 recomended song...John scada ( just another day without u ) and i'm lovin it!!;p
054. Best Friend →TOOTAA!!;P
055. Waiting for → THIS QUESTIONAIRE TO FINISH!!;P

WHICH IS BETTER WITH MEN?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes!!
070. Shorter or taller? → taller!!
072. Romantic or spontaneous → spontaneous!!;p
073. Chest or Butt?→ chest with HAIRRRR!!;P
074. Sensitive or loud → LOUUD CRAZYY CRAZZY LOUD!!;P
077. Trouble maker or hesitant →
TROUBLE MAKER!!;P

HAVE YOU EVER:
081. Ran away from home → yes when i was a kid!!;p
082. Hold a gun/knife for self defense→ a knife!!;p
084. Heartbroken → yes
087. Cried when someone died →
yes aloot!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Sometimes
090. Miracles → yes
091. Love at first sight → when it happens i'll tell you
092. Karma → yess
094. Sex on the first date → i'm a kuwaity!!;p
095. Kiss on the first date → i'm still a kuwaity!!;p

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → YES TOOTA!! :"""(
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → YESSS!!;p
099. Do you have any regrets? → WE ALL DO!!
Last phone call → i don't remember
Last song you listened to → the recomended song from crazy cat!!;p
Last time you cried → at a 3azaa!!

Laughed until you cried →
YESSS FROMMM FAMILY GUY!!;P AND WHEN TOOTA I WHERE OVERDOSE ON REDBULL!!;P

MORE
Do you want to change your name → NOOO I LOVE MY NAME!!;P
What time did you wake up today → 4:00 in the morning!! yes i'm dead serious do you want to see the last message i send on my mobile to prove that!!:p
What were you doing at midnight last night → playing with my brother PLAYSTAION!! and watching FAMILY GUY!!;p
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → yes my old math teacher he was the uglies tom i had ever talked to!!;p
What’s getting on your nerves right now→
TACOO my DOG chasing FEEBEE my BIRD!!;p

THAT'S how bored i am i colored each section and made it bright and clear!!;p i hope it's not that long!!;p


UPDATEEE

WATCHING MANCHESTER U. AND FULHAAAAAM!!

AND THE SCORE IS 4-0!! WOHOOOOOOO

and now i'm watching Real Madrid v Atletico Madrid!!
and at the same time i'm watching Barcelona v Athletic Bilbao!!

i'm bored!!

Thursday 5 March 2009

moi

good morning bloggers...good morning anony and zawee!!;p

well i woke up this morning and i was thinking...UHHHMM what should i write for today...AND I CAME OUT WITH NOTHING!!;P

soo i'm just gonna make a talky talky about me

well as we all know this is TOOTA'S blog but i'm taking over it right?! RIGHT

well you see even though me and toota are friends but we are sooo different..yes diffrent we are the total oppiste of each other

here are a few point about me

1) i don't smoke

2) I HAD NEVER BEEN IN LOVE... why?! because kafee...and i'm COOL!!:P(HH) i'm being sarcastic...well, I HAVE A FEAR OF BOYS...well not every boy...only those who make their hair all spikey and stuff...i find them extremely scary!!:p

3) i'm not a vegiterain...as for toota she is now i think she's turned into a vegan...if you ever want to annoy toota ask her to give you a ride to mcdonalds...and when your there order a JUICY BIG MAC yeaaah...then eat it infront of her and describe how juciy it is!!;p HAHAHA!!;P you should look at her face...

4) I'M obsessed with motorcycle, cars, playstation, wii, xbox, football-manchester, american dad, simpsons, family guy-stewie, scrubs, standup comedy and irmaya!!;p

5) even though i'm in my late 20's i still love the jonas brothers i think their songs are soo gayy...heyyy gay as in happy!!;p

Wednesday 4 March 2009

;**

hello bloggers, what uppp?!

well to be honest i'm not tootzii!!;p i'm 3aliya!!:P tootzi's friend!!:P...sooo i came to tell ya'll guys that i'm gonna take control of this place right here some what called toota's blog!!;p it looks small but imma make it big in yor eyes!! yeah that's right you heard it!!:P j/k i'm being sarcastic...

anyways well tootziii told me to tell you guy that she thanx you all for her support!!;p..feel free to email her if you want!!;p...and i think she said something else but i don't remember!!;p...but if you wanna ask how she's doing...HAHAHA!!;P you see that that over here that laugh...yes that laugh the HAHAHA<< this is the laugh that explains how jelouse i am!!;p

GOD!! WHYYYYY?!..i wanna get married i wanna be a happy person and i totally wanna have a hottie!!;p loool!!:P but since i'm smaller then tootzii i gotta wait until my turn!!..I KNOW IT'S STUPID SHIT RIGHT?!...

OMMG!! this feels good it's like speaking your heart out kinda thing!!;p

hey guys so what do you think do you want me to post until tootzii comes or do you guys want to waiiiiiiit until tootzii comes back..she kinda busy

Wednesday 25 February 2009

......

YES!

Sunday 22 February 2009

here is what happened!!


7:00 AM and my eyes flutter open as I’m pulled from my sleep by the insistent blaring of my alarm clock. I lash out with my hand to hit the snooze button, and I’m rewarded with the sound of my fist flattening the alarm clock.


i moan I rub the sleep from my eyes and look to the floor where the crumpled alarm clock lie beside my bedside table. the red digital numbers on my digital clock face fading to black...sounds like i need to buy another digatal clock..Sadly, this isn’t the first time it’s happened. Lately I’ve been going through alarm clocks like most people go through underwear.

With a heavy sigh, then with a grunt, throwing my legs over the side of my bed.

The match struck...my cigarette lit..i heard some sounds but i thought that i was imagining like always as i walked up to the window and stared out...suddenly i heared someone laughing and giggling...and as the the sound was approching i realize that it was 3alooya like always...waking up from 4:00 all happy and energtic i wonder how she gets her energy...she claims the redbull for making her that way but i doubt it...

3alooya keeps laughing and giggling and saying her boring jokes and at the same time laughing and them...

TOOTA: 3alooya why are you all dressed up today...
3ALOOYA: ohh...it's nothing trust me *giggles*
TOOTA: *rolling eyes* whatever it is... i'm more than sure it's not "nothing". did you like... wake up earlier than the normal timing and beside to like dress up...*heads to the bathroom*
3ALOOYA: well yeah i guess...and what's wrong with a girl wanting to look good...*giggles*
TOOTA: DO YOU HEAR VOICES?!
3ALOOYA: *hands a dress* you forgot to take your pills your mind is playing those random voices
TOOTA: NO THIS DRESS IS TO OVER...and plus i don't feel like dressing up...*pulls another dress from the closet*
3ALOOYA: how in the world am i suppost to change toota's mind now!!
TOOTA: why are soo into the dress
3ALOOYA: JUST WEAR IT!!
TOOTA: fine...*GRABS THE DRESS WITH AGGRASIVENESS*
*wears the dress brush hair puts make up so slowly*
3ALOOYA: IS THIS SUPPOST TO BE A CODE FOR I'M TOO LAZY TODAY....YALLAAAH!!;P
TOOTA: OKAY!!
*3alooya and toota going down the stairs*
TOOTA: i thought i heard voices who's in my grannies house soo early....ohhh plz don't tell me aunt 3aysha and aunt fa6ooma!!...they're gonna mess my makeup from all the kiss and hugging... i have an idea lets go from the back door!!
3ALOOOYA: *GIGGLES* HAHA good one but...*looks over to the side and giggles*
TOOTA: WHAT?!...ur acting sooo weird today... man, i wish i would know what's going in that mind of yours!!
GRANNY: WAAAAAAAYNICH!!
TOOTA: i'm hear!! *rolling eyes* why are you guys acting wired today?!
GRANNY: *holds me tight and pulls to the living room*
3ALOOYA: sayy hiii to mister hotty!! *whispers and giggles*
TOOTA: *MOUTH DROPS DOWN* UHHHHHHH *almost drolling*
GRANNY: haaaw toootiii gi3daaay!!
3ALOOYA: DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW FUNNY YOU LOOKED LIKE?!
*TOOTA sits next to granny*
TOOTA: *faking a smile and whispers to granny* i tought we said we are gonna meet him on monday!!
GRANNY: ya 7abeebtee yaaa 3omree toota...ma gidart an6reen ow banee ow banich tara ana 3arfich 3adil!!...inty ibseer3a it'3reen ily ib balich!!
TOOTA:OKAY...
UM YOUSIF: hallah ow '3aaalaaa asfarat oww an waraat nowar ilbaaait!! sima3ana wayedd ashya2 3anich!!
YOUSIF: hella wallah shlonicch?!
TOOTA: ZAINA!! $$
YOUSIF: il7imdallah...
3ALOOYA: laish mat5alonhom yit7achoon ibroo7om?!
TOOTA: *stares at 3alooya*
3ALOOYA: *whispers trust me your gonna thank me for this*
*all of them leave*
TOOTA: uhhhh...ummmm*smelling something so tender soo sweet brushing through my face, staring at his unresistable beauty*
YOUSIF: *interupting* let me do the talking...okay;)
TOOTA: yeahh..sure
YOUSIF: first of all i was rejected many times
TOOTA: *interupting* WHYY?!
YOUSIF: I thought i was going to do the talking!!...unless you wanna start
TOOTA: OHH...okay *giggles* can i start?!:P
YOUSIF: haha...okay!!
TOOTA: well here are some points that you you might wanna know about 1) i'm half kuwait half american and i'm sure you know that!!;p 2)i have tattoos...a couple 3)i drive a motocycle 4)i smoke 5)stuborn!!...CAN YOU EXCEPT THESE FACTS ABOUT ME?!
YOUSIF: INTERESTING!! well i have no problem with non of what you said...TATTOOS HUH?!;P...stuborn...allah i3eenha!!:P...about the smoking i'd advise you to quite but it's your choice...i can't stop you from that *smiles*

*at that momment i felt some thing... i'm really not sure what it was but it was some thing...*
TOOTA: LOOL;p yeah.. so why did they reject you..
YOUSIF: BECAUSE...i was too honest about some stuff
TOOTA: LIKE?!
YOUSIF: *explaining but i can't tell you...tooo personal!!*
TOOTA: OHHH...I'M SORRY TOO HEAR THAT!!
YOUSIF: well you don't have to be all i want to know if you where okay with what i told you!!
TOOTA: YESS...i'm okay with what you told me...
*swetting heart pumping...some times skipping a pump...his beauty is inresistable...HE'S DAMN HOOT....HE'S KERBY ATWOOD HOOT!!;P*
YOUSIF: what's wrong
TOOTA: nothing...*giggles* i really like how honest you are with me...
*granny and um yousif enter the living room*
GRANNY: haaa shlona?!;p
TOOTA: *looks at yousif and smile* yadeetee 3indee shi'3l ta25art lazim aroo7!!;p
3ALOOYA: *GIGGLES* i can see you like him huh?!;p tara if you reject him i'm gonna take him!!
TOOTA: IN YOUR DREAMS!!;P
YOUSIF: toota...hatha kartee itha baqateene!!
3ALOOYA: IMMA GOOOOO *GIGGLE*
YOUSIF: it was nice meeting you... look i was gonna have a party on tuesday...but you know what screw the party i wanna get to know you better...you just give me a call and i'll figuer a place we could go too!!;p


things i like about him:

1) HOT

2)HONEST

3)did i menstion ABS!!

3)smells awesome

4)kind

5)sweet

6)accepts me for who i am


and here come the hard part...what will it be.. YES, NO what do you think!!


well, this post is soo long but, bare with the mistakes i'm not in the mood in rereading the post but keep in mind that wasn't all what happened...

Tuesday 17 February 2009

not again

well, do u wanna hear my story...

okay, well the thing is that my "grandma" meet a new young boy and as she keeps on explaining him...she says that he's wonderful delighful and litrally said "sexy"about him...well, the think is that i don't wanna get married to two FUCKIN reasons

1 BECAUSE I AM NOT READY...

2 I DON'T WANT A MAN TO CONTROL ME!!

okay back too where i was...so the thing is that i told her that i would like to meet him...

which i wasn't planning for that i don't even know how that just came out of my mind...

but i guess i was afraid to say no...afraid that i'll lose my granny that i love and that and never find a man... cause the people CAN'T KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT...AND say everytime a man proposes to her she rejects him...so in other words i don't wanna be that person that everyone speacks of!!

and afraid that there is no such thing as love...and still believe in it...just like children believing in santa clause if you tell them that santa doesn't exist they'll probably go crying because they wasted their hole life believing that he was real or just ignore you and keep believin!!

well, anyways i'll just meet him and if i like him i'll think about it....and if NOT then i guess it's never gonna be a yes!!

but wish me luck.... i really need it!!

Thursday 5 February 2009

side effects of redbull...

WELLL, BEFORE YOU GO ON AND READ THIS I KINDA HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO!!:p...okay well my friend and i we're really bored last night and thought of going to the co-op and we buy 6 boxes of redbull...and YES we drank them all...and yes we were HYPER...

BUT ..i wasn't as HYPER as 3alooya as usual anyways we played this game where we say stupid retarded peom and one of us writes them down and this is what 3aloooya made up...

FART baby FART
Make them hear your FART
Show them what you're worth
And I promise one day they will notice
(Just keep farting baby Then they might look closer)
small fart wil get you nowhere babe
You gotta fart your ass off until they notice
Wake 'em up and break 'em up
and make 'em open their eyes
FARRRT baby fart
And you're nothing until you fart
You're not the kind to run away
but you're not the kind to stay
You're the kind to fake it, make upand wake up all alone
fart your little heart out baby
And pull yourself together
fart into the lonely night
And they'll see who you really are
fart baby FART
Or they'll never understand
fart into the ocean
fart into the silence
They better listen sometime soon
fart baby fart
And you might find a way out
fart baby fart
And I promise
One day they'll notice

LOOOOOOOL....imma go sleep now!!;p...i feel soo tierd..

Wednesday 28 January 2009

hmmm...just another day

well, i drove my cbr for second time this week btw i don't really feel like driving these days but anyways...i did and at that time i was with 3alooya...my really best current friend...so as we were driving i went to the "khaldiya" i love their drinks so we did't find any place to park so i had to park far...when i returned there were two male bikers blocking us from driving away from away from theprking lot...and this is what happened

3alooya: toota shiftay hathylee ilmayaneen!!

me: yes what do they want...

3alooya: i don't know ROO7AY SI2LAAAY!! tara wallah a5aaaf they look scary ow ba3adan toota you know me i have this big phobia of men!!-

me: JEUSS 3ALOOOOYA DON'T PAINIC I'LL GO TALK TO THEM!!

3alooya: i owe mee THANX!!

me: kay kay

*toota turning towards the two men*

me: excuse me...

boy1 aka (dumb): halllaaaa wallaaah hellla (i think that was some kinda pick up line?!correct me if i'm wrong)

boy2 aka (ass): nawar nawaaar

me: thanx...but you do realize that your parking in the wrong place do u?

boy2: i7mm i7mm asfeen itha az3jnaakooom!!

me: soo...are you gonna moove!! *staring at them at a wtf?! way*

boy1: weeeeell, we are not gonna make a move until you tell us your name or your number!!

me: excuse me!! are you kidding me!!! how old are you 21?! *still starting in a wtf?! way*

boy 1: HAHAHAHAAA!! walllaaaah 7ilwwwa minich!! bas la2

*3aloooya stilll panicing*

3aloooya: TOOTA I NEED TO GOO HOME CAN YOU HURRY UP!!

boy 1: soo is toota what they call you!!

boy2 :*mocking boy 1* yaaa shinhaa 3alaaah ilsaaanik!!

me: *angry* I NEED TO GO...

boy1: okayy...

*boy1&2 move*

and we rolll

after a few seconds i realized they were following us!! we tried soooo hard too lose them but we couldn't they were really good!!

i pulled over...

me: OKAY...WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU TWOO!

boy2: hmmmm...welll the only reasoon i followed you is that abeeeich ta36eeen hal 7ilwa ily warach my number... and you can get rid of me!!

*boy 2 goes back to his bike*

boy 1 still standing

me: soo are you guys gonna leave us alone now!!

boy 1: weeell 3all 7asabb...itha 5athaty raqmee a5alich itr007en...bas itha marthatay bal7gich!!

me: okay is that suppost to scare me?!

boy 1: your really tough girls would normally take my number by now!!

me: and you did that before!! and who told u that i was dumb!!

boy 1: pleasee take it and you don't have to call but i really wish that you would thanx!! *runs away before i say no*

PS: 3alooooya wrote this post in my point of view!!


BTW...WE THREW THE NUMBERS!!

Friday 23 January 2009

overdose...


what the hell
do you think it's a joke
are you out of your mind
why would you lie to me
i can't believe you
you backstabbing
BITCH
i'm overdose on somking and on coffee!!
all i wanna do is either scream or sleep!!
but i can't scream cause my voice is gone so i'll have to take my sleeping pills just to make the pain go awaaaay

Sunday 18 January 2009

Lessons Taught In Life...


Everything portrays the perfect someting,
whether it be the body,
or the mind, the family,
perhaps even the person.
People expect too much,
too much to handle.
Depression squirms in,
making itself at home.

To have the perfect body, diet.
To have the perfect mind, no friends.
To have the perfect family, impossible.
To be the perfect person, unimaginable.

Don't change yourself,
if you don't like who it is.
Be happy with who you are,
no matter what anyone says.

Saturday 10 January 2009

CAUTION words hurt!!


Not once in my life have I ever felt so dead...

So broken so terrified so scared of what they've said...

There selfishness has made them blind...

perhaps one day they'll wake up and think of these times..

maybe someday they'll see what they did to me how they wouldn't leave us alone...

wouldn't let us be...I guess they can't face the fact that we are perfect & They're not...

so they try to ruin us with every thought...anything they can think of to tear us apart...

why on earth would they want to break our hearts...

we are stronger then anything I've seen before...

have there eyes been ripped out? Have they fallen to the floor?...

I don't understand....and I don't think I ever will..

I make my own decisions on my own free will...

We are not perfect...yet they'll never see...that in the end...it'll just be You & Me.


this is for the racist people that can't leave me and my friend alone just because i'm half kuwaiti and because we drive motorcycles which doesn't mean we're wrong!!;/


soooo...FUCK YOU ALL racist bastereds

& hope you all die in vain while we rest in peace!!

Wednesday 7 January 2009

Let's make the world a better place


The climate is changing And we leave the Earth to whither away While at the same time we’re fighting a war for oil With debts we can’t repay


Politicians are pointing the same old fingers And the mass media gets its ratings By making sure that the same old hatred and fear lingers


It’s on the Internet, now Campaign ads and slogans too Trying to make mindless fools Of the youth


Why don’t we put our focus Where it needs to be Let’s stop this pettiness To make a better world for you and me


Instead of giving arms To the agents of our own agenda Why don’t we help the citizens of Gaza To give a home to the defenseless


Or take a look at Sudan Take some of that money To repair that ravaged land And give real meals to the hungry


Why don’t we put our focus Where it needs to be Let’s stop this pettiness To make a better world for you and me


We’re squabbling over who has nuclear weapons Like children whining over toys Didn’t anyone ever think Maybe we can just put them all away


And if a man raises a question About our morality He’s arrested by means of hearsay It’s like we’re back in the days of Joseph McCarthy


What good is the love of a country Living in anger and hostility If we can’t even come together As members of humanity


Why don’t we put our focus Where it needs to be Let’s stop this pettiness To make a better world for you and me


ps:i wrote this as a song and it turned out to be a great song!!;p

Monday 5 January 2009

what freaks me out

oky here is the thing... i'm gonna tell you what freaks me out...and you don't laugh!!

DEAL!!

oky then

figs

red children

chicken pox

ants but not cockroaches

squishy things

sticky hands

quiet kids >>you never know what they're thinking!!

vomit

boogers

well i do have some fears of other things but i don't remember them but if i remember them i'll update this post!!;p

Sunday 4 January 2009

Happy New Year

hey hey.... i know i know your all mad about me for leaving without saying anything



to be honest i wanted to stop blogging and all but then something real hard hit my mind and said TOOTA WAKE UP what are you doing!!



i can't even remember the last time i met people in a short period of time that not only have they been my friends but stood beside me and cared for and worried for me too!!



SO I CAME BACK TO SAY TWO THINGS



ONE

I'M NOT GONNA QUIT!!



TWO

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!



well for the resoultions

i have one thing since every year i would go for lose wieght even though i'm perfectly thin but this year i thought for some CHANGE!! and that change would be to stop being DEPRESSED!!



I LOVE YOU GUYS!!